How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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