I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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