The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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