Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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