Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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