just come out here and I will go home with you...
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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