This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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