He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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