How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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