I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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