): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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