Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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