You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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