Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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