we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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