Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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