I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I'm always down for nudity.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
tell me about the fingering
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