Swine flu. Run for my life!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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