Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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