Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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