I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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