He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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