Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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