i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
