I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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