all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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