Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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