quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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