i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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