RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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