you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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