I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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