white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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