Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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