I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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