quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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