I like to think it a success when the cops are called
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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