Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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