My room smells like vodka and shame
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I will pee on everything he values.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He shit in the fireplace
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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