sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm always down for nudity.
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