who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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