is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
There r osticjed everywhere
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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