once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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