he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
How's work?
Spinning.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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