am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I am mentally ready for anal.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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