i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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