Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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