I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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