I'd wear matching sweaters with you
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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