East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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