My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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