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i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think we might need a safe word for this...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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