how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I stole a fireplace last night.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Randomize
