how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's just like the Real World with babies
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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